I actually like facebook timeline.
Cow stop
Cow what are you doing
Cow you can’t fly
Cow stop that
DON’T LISTEN TO THEM COW, YOU FLY IF YOU WANT TO
YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND, BECAUSE YOUR FRIENDS DONT FLY AND IF THEY DONT FLY THEN THEY’RE NO FRIENDS OF MINE
(Source: mysteriuminiquitatis)
THE WONDERFUL THING ABOUT TIGGERS IS TIGGERS WILL FUCK UP YOUR MORNING JOG
qsyidluh
don’t go running in the woods you might pick up tiggers
(Source: royalelectric)
Literary nail polish!
“1. Put on nail polish and let dry. 2. Dip fingernail in alcohol-basically any will do, vodka is suggested. 3. Press a strip of newspaper big enough to cover the whole nail on to your alcohol soaked nail. 4. Pull off slowly and be really impressed with yourself. 5. Paint top coat if desired. @Lindsey Gallier”
via goodreads’ pinterest, originally found @ passionnailart.com
So is this an excuse to try to score some vodka or.
remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason
Meet Irena Sendler (1910-2008)
She was a 98 year-old Polish woman at her time of death. During World War II, Irena worked in the Warsaw Ghetto as a plumbing/sewer specialist. She dedicated herself to smuggling Jewish children out. Infants were carried in the bottom of the tool box she used and older children in a burlap sack she had in the back of her truck.
She also had a dog in the back that she trained to bark when the Nazi soldiers let her in and out of the ghetto. The soldiers wanted nothing to do with the dog and the barking covered the kids’ and infants’ noises. Irena managed to smuggle out and save 2500 children during this time
She eventually was caught and the Nazis broke both her legs, arms and beat her severely. Irena kept a record of the names of all the kids she smuggled out and in a glass jar buried under a tree in her backyard. After the war, she tried to locate any parents that may have survived and reunited some of the families but most had been killed. She then helped those children get placement into foster family homes or adopted.
In 2007, Irena was up for the Nobel Peace Prize. She was not selected.
Al Gore won for presenting a slide show on Global Warming.